Driving home from the movie:

DM: Ooh, there is Culver’s. What is the flavor of the day? Blueberry Crisp. Mmm.

K: That does sound kind of good.

DM: Keem, let’s go.

K: No. I have to go to the bathroom.

DM: Culver’s has a bathroom.

K: They are too busy.

DM: No. No, they’re not. There was only one car in the drive through.

K: No, let’s go home.

DM: But Keem!

K: I am being good.

DM: Screw being good!

K: Too late (as we drive by the exit)!

DM: But Keem! The blueberries are haunting me!

K: What?

DM: There were blueberry Icees at the theater. And now Blueberry Crisp! They want me to eat them!

K: No, they don’t. They are just teasing you.

Damn those blueberries.

Previous Comments:

At 5:54 PM, angelia said…

um…what is blueberry crisp?

At 8:48 PM, CarpeDM said…

Blueberry Crisp Custard. So it is custard (Yummy). With blueberries and crisp.

Like apple crisp. Only blue. Without apples.