I came across this picture on I Can Haz Cheezburger the other day and it made me laugh.

Last weekend, on our way home from La Crosse, I was getting really tired. Typically I am not allowed to sleep in the car but Keem was feeling sorry for me since it was a fairly hellish weekend (plus I took the hit from the exploding bottle of Welch’s Grape soda for her) so she said it would be okay this one time.

But then she turned on the CD player. In the CD player is the CD, something Beth made for Keem years ago (possibly 8) and it has some great songs on it (The Devil Went Down to Georgia) and some horrible songs (anything by New Kids on the Block). We don’t turn it on very often because it is skipping in a lot of places but when we do, the car transforms into the karaoke showdown.

Keem usually will not sing along in the car, not sure why. She’s got a good voice and used to be in choir. But not everyone is like me and not afraid to make their voice heard so I deal with it. Plus, she typically tells me to stop singing with the radio because “Dana, you’re not at karaoke.”

But this CD offers sing along options. There is the aforementioned “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” which is hugely fun. Keem and I will try to keep up with the Charlie Daniels Band but typically fail horribly. Then we have to start the song over again. So this is what it usually sounds like:

K & DM: The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
DM: He was in a bind ’cause he was way hind.
Keem: Hind? What’s a hind?
DM: A small deer. Shut up.

Then we start over.

K & DM: The boy said: “My name’s Johnny and it might be a sin,
DM: But I’ll take your bet, you son of a gret?
Keem: You’re gonna regret. Dork.

And we start over.

K & DM: And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
Keem: But if you lose, the devil gets your sooooooul (completely off key). Crap!

And we start over. This might be one of the reasons why the CD skips.

Personally I think the devil should have won. His fiddle playing was much better than Johnny’s. “Granny, does your dog bite no, child, no” is one of the dumbest lines ever.

Also on the CD are some songs from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

There’s the Time Warp, of course, as evidenced from the above picture. I still do not know what the words are after “And then a step to the right.” I usually just sing nonsense words. Keem has not yet caught me. She might be singing nonsense words as well. Hmm, let’s use our good friend, Google. Oh! Well, that makes sense.

With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Let’s do the time warp again!

But the best possible song on this CD is sung by the wondrous Tim Curry. Any man that can look as good as he did wearing a corset and lipstick is fantastic. The little laugh he does at the end? Gets me every time.

So the weekend was kind of a bust but the road trip was fun. As long as you have good music and a good friend, the ride is more enjoyable. It would be better if we had a new CD made or maybe an iPod road trip doohickey but still, it was great.